Small gold ring with mysterious inscriptions. Causes obsession, whispers, and poor decision-making. Last seen being carried toward a volcano. Please do not wear.

Adventurous handyman seeking long-term relationship. Must enjoy travel through pipes, rescuing royalty, and competitive kart racing.

Experienced team offering paranormal investigation, ghost trapping, and spiritual disturbances removal. No ghost too big, no proton pack too unlicensed.

Looking for brave individuals willing to travel long distances on foot. Must tolerate danger, emotional speeches, and second breakfasts. Ring-carrying experience a plus.

Stone castle with towers, secret passages, and occasional ghost sightings. Lots of Bats. Great views. No HOA. Some brooding expected.

Extremely large reptile. Breathes fire, knocks over buildings, misunderstood but loyal. Requires very large yard and disaster insurance.

Pre-Columbian artifact of mysterious origin. Emits unsettling energy. Not responsible for supernatural consequences or interdimensional issues.

Stainless steel exterior, gull-wing doors. Requires plutonium (or lightning) to operate properly. Achieves time travel at exactly 88 mph. No trades.